~ Early Web Links ~

Frankenweb is a creatively themed personal hub by Max Crunch, built around a spooky aesthetic with links to mini-sites covering haunted attractions, gaming, music, and retro video rental nostalgia. The site serves as a playful portal to a collection of small projects including Phantom Manor, a year-round haunted attraction page, and adoptable pixel art.

Hellmouth Finder is a playful interactive map revealing all 746 supposed portals to the underworld hidden across the UK, presented with a straight face and genuine geographic detail. Part of the vole.wtf collection of silly browser-based diversions, it sits alongside other absurdist British humor projects like Comic Sans Maps, Dog Poo Golf, and How British Are Your Teeth.

God Hates Shrimp is a satirical parody site created by Joe Decker and Ryland Sanders that lampoons anti-gay protesters like Fred Phelps by pointing out the logical inconsistency of selectively applying Leviticus to condemn homosexuality while ignoring its many other prohibitions, including the ban on shellfish. The site includes press coverage, downloadable materials, and a theological argument that if Leviticus is your rulebook, shrimp should be just as scandalous as anything else.

A morbidly fascinating compilation of news and magazine articles documenting the strange, unusual, and sometimes darkly humorous ways people have met their end. The site blends horror and humor into a curated anthology of bizarre deaths, drawing from newswires, magazines, and research reports.

Ahmad Anvari's sprawling collections page gathers hundreds of curated photo galleries and humorous image sets covering everything from creative business cards to funny advertising fails and bizarre world landmarks. With over 250 linked collections spanning body art, animal photos, drunk people, and Iranian cultural content, this site is a classic early-web image dump full of curiosities.

The Terminal Tau is a playful web conspiracy created by CD5K, inviting visitors to place a mysterious Greek letter tau symbol at the bottom-right of their own pages without explanation. Part viral joke, part internet folklore homage, it encourages a secret community of participants who spread the meme while keeping outsiders guessing.

Yugoslavia.best is a chaotic, absurdist personal page built around ironic humor, fake virus alerts, soul-stealing cookie notices, and an endless stream of garbled greetings and internet nonsense. Created by someone going by Mayflower, it features animated fish, a 'Yugoslavian Fishing Club,' NotITG downloads, and the general energy of a deliberately unhinged Neocities-era joke site.

YouTuube is a parody site spoofing YouTube, complete with a deadpan joke notice claiming the site was removed for violating terms of service regarding free speech. Still a work in progress, it leans into absurdist old-web humor with a deliberately broken, image-heavy layout.

CEPHALON 7000 is a chaotic, colorful personal site built around silliness, stupid puns, and unrepentant immaturity, complete with autoplay sound effects and bouncing cheese. The splash page sets the tone with warnings about comic mischief and moving parts, promising a gleefully absurd experience inside.

Fresh Victims was a Washington D.C. comedy troupe billed as 'The Most Dangerous Show in Town,' featuring sketch comedy performances at venues like d.c. space with alumni who went on to work with John Waters, Chris Rock, and HBO's The Wire. The site profiles the cast members, includes press reviews from the Washington Post and Washingtonian Magazine, and offers clips of sketches like 'Historically Accurate Theatre' and 'Brillo Bran.'