~ Early Web Links ~

Fresh Victims was a Washington D.C. comedy troupe billed as 'The Most Dangerous Show in Town,' featuring sketch comedy performances at venues like d.c. space with alumni who went on to work with John Waters, Chris Rock, and HBO's The Wire. The site profiles the cast members, includes press reviews from the Washington Post and Washingtonian Magazine, and offers clips of sketches like 'Historically Accurate Theatre' and 'Brillo Bran.'

The Great Grand Garbage Dump is a chaotic, colorful Neocities personal site featuring a mix of journal entries, memes, rants, and cat content from its quirky creator. With sections like 'the pit,' 'cool bois,' and 'obscure stuff that i like,' it leans into the classic old-web spirit of earnest randomness and self-expression.

Nathan's Gym is a bare-bones personal page with a bold fitness theme, featuring background music by Jay Tholen and a tough-guy welcome message. The site is extremely minimal in content but has a fun, punchy aesthetic aimed at gym culture enthusiasts.

Created by Nicki Faulk, this fanlisting celebrates the iconic I Can Has Cheezburger website, the blog that launched lolcats and internet meme culture into the mainstream. Visitors can join as fans, browse member lists, and grab link-back buttons to show their love for ICHC's animal image macros and lolspeak.

Totally Absurd Inventions showcases the funniest real patents ever issued by the US government, from tricycle lawn mowers to diaper alarms, celebrating the wonderfully eccentric side of American ingenuity. Running since 1997, the site features an archive of bizarre but genuine patented products, making it a treasure trove for anyone who loves quirky trivia and offbeat humor.

Part of Stefan Bohacek's 'Weird Web October 2025' series, this entry presents a spooky interactive page riffing on the famous nuclear waste warning messages designed to deter future humans from digging up buried radioactive sites. Visitors are greeted with ominous ceremonial language and given a choice to leave or ignore the warning, making it a clever piece of weird-web interactive art.

The Corporation is a satirical parody site that dresses up internet humor as a corporate enterprise, complete with mock consumer research and deadpan business-speak about delivering 'humor product' to the masses. Created under the Funreal Entertainment banner, it blends absurdist comedy with corporate parody in a style reminiscent of late 1990s web humor.

Michael Eugene Banks invites visitors into a tongue-in-cheek 'wild west fantasy' where you must declare yourself either a true cowboy or a 'pussy bitch' via two clickable links. The sparse, image-heavy presentation and absurdist bravado give it the feel of a novelty web gag wrapped in cowboy aesthetic.

GEORGE is an absurdist internet collective built around a deliberately nonsensical mythology, presenting surreal proclamations about a mysterious entity called GEORGE with deadpan humor. The site lists community members, links to forums and IRC channels, and presents its joke-statistics and pseudo-corporate copy with a knowing wink to old-web culture.

RinkWorks is a long-running online entertainment hub by Samuel Stoddard, packed with humor, games, movie reviews, fiction, and oddities like the Fantasy Name Generator and tech support stupidities. With recurring features like Monster Arena tournaments and the Site Market Game, it has the feel of a beloved old-web playground that has kept visitors coming back since 1996.