~ Early Web Links ~

The Internet Death Cult of Fun is a satirical 1990s humor site by S. Graylands, built around a mock cult recruitment premise with tongue-in-cheek 'testimony from satisfied clients.' The site uses a guided click-through format, giving it a quirky interactive feel that captures the playful absurdist spirit of late 90s web humor.

Built by Greg Technology, Slow Marathon is a clever little web tool that calculates how many marathon-distances you have walked over your lifetime using exported iPhone Health app data. All processing happens locally in the browser, so your personal health data never leaves your device, making it both privacy-friendly and genuinely fun to use.

Yugoslavia.best is a chaotic, absurdist personal page built around ironic humor, fake virus alerts, soul-stealing cookie notices, and an endless stream of garbled greetings and internet nonsense. Created by someone going by Mayflower, it features animated fish, a 'Yugoslavian Fishing Club,' NotITG downloads, and the general energy of a deliberately unhinged Neocities-era joke site.

A quirky personality quiz in Serbian that reveals which geometric shape best matches your character, asking about favorite vacation spots, foods, and creative spaces. Visitors answer six fun questions to discover if they are a circle, ellipse, sphere, cylinder, or cone.

A classic BOFH (Bastard Operator From Hell) excuse list, this page compiles hundreds of absurd, technically-flavored reasons to give clueless users when their computers or networks aren't working. From 'fat electrons in the lines' to 'nylon underwear static,' it's a beloved piece of sysadmin humor that has circulated in computing culture for decades.

That Can Be My Next Tweet was a viral web app created by Monokai that generated absurd, often hilarious future tweets based on the linguistic patterns of your existing Twitter messages. This archive page documents the phenomenon, which hit 1 million visitors in its first week and earned coverage from CNN, Time, Gizmodo, Mashable, and more.