~ Early Web Links ~

A charmingly niche Neocities site where a self-described geriatric millennial rates and reviews their naps, complete with detailed notes on dream quality, grogginess levels, and overall restfulness scored out of 10. The archive spans well over a year of entries, making it a surprisingly earnest and funny meditation on rest, sleep, and daily life.

Frank West pronounces emoticons for you is a quirky single-page gag site where a character (likely from Dead Rising) vocalizes a long list of classic text emoticons and kaomoji. It's a charming piece of internet absurdity that will delight anyone who grew up communicating in ASCII faces.

Joachim Verhagen chronicles the full history of the Science Humor Webring, from its origins in his Science Jokes list to its growth and integration with Yahoo! Webring. The page offers an unusually detailed behind-the-scenes look at how a popular science-themed humor webring was built and maintained in the late 1990s.

A minimal Norwegian-language page titled 'Har Mannen falt?' ('Has the Man fallen?'), referencing Veslemannen, the famous Norwegian rockslide-prone mountain that drew international attention. The site appears to be a playful, tongue-in-cheek monitoring or commentary page about the mountain, with only a handful of links and almost no content.

A morbidly fascinating compilation of news and magazine articles documenting the strange, unusual, and sometimes darkly humorous ways people have met their end. The site blends horror and humor into a curated anthology of bizarre deaths, drawing from newswires, magazines, and research reports.

alongcomesmary's Neocities homepage greets visitors with a quirky, self-aware welcome message and a content warning for flashing blinkies and Adult Swim references. The site is a work-in-progress personal page with a 14+ general rating, built for Firefox fullscreen with some JavaScript interactivity.